Sachin Is God: 2011

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Big Bang was nothing but Sachin hitting the singularity for a six.

Once Sachin was arrested while taking a run in Wankhede Stadium. He had reached Pakistan by mistake.

The apple that fell on Newtons head. Sachin threw it.

Ghosts are not sure whether Sachin exists. They are too scared to say it openly.

Sachin can make Maggi before 2 mins.

All god’s pleaded to Sachin. He keep hitting ball so hard, heaven was bombarded.

Sachin ate the missing piece from Apple logo.

Sachin can eat his cake and have it too.

Sachin once scaled Mt. Everest. He realized, he forgot his bat. He went back home and brought it.

Sachin once threw a stone in the ocean. We know it as Australia.

Ball is warned before the game. Sachin is injurious to your health.

Sachin got cat’s tongue.

Sachin’s blood is not thicker than water.